Lozzo

I kicked my ex-wife out and told her I wanted a divorce on 23rd of Decemeber so I'd have a good excuse not to buy her a chrstmas present.

Sod waiting til afterwards having spent loads of dosh on someone I didn't care about any more.

That was the best Christmas day I ever had. I sat at home and watched videos with my best mate and we got royally smashed off our faces on vodka and collapsed on the front room floor til Boxing day evening.