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Old 25-02-09, 07:04 AM   #1
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Default Lonely Hearts Ads.

Following on from a daft conversation I had with Pete last night, how would you sell yourself in a lonely hearts ad?

Mine would read

'Midget with bike seeks pilot. Must like sheep!'

What would yours say?
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