A mate got a text from his Mum yesturday, saying your Dad's had a bike accident but he's ok.
After speaking to her he finds out it was on Saturday, the guy had been drinking a lot and rowing with his wife and daughter (mate's mum and sister of course) they went out because he is a tw4t when drunk, like my mate really!
They later found out he had ridden out and misjudged the m25/m23 sliproad and come off hard.
He remembers nothing because he was so ****ed and the police will be prosecuting as soon as he's fit enough. Fortunately he had a good jacket on, but shorts, old gloves and a flip up helmet resulted in heavy road rash on his legs, hands and face. No broken bones though

Don't know what condition the bike's in but it's an old BMW so it doesn't matter really...
As much as I am concerned for him, and especially his family I totally believe he deserves everything he gets sorry it's harsh but what would he expect to happen?
Oh yeah and his daughter's getting married in a fortnight so guess who WONT be giving her away...