I know that there a few Coppers on here, fine upstanding members of the public every one of them too. (please don't push me down the stairs!

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Seriously though, I know that you Folks do a good job, often in hard circumstances. Back in my youth, wanting to hang out with the local Patch club, I never really saw the Police as anything other than Big Brother watching my every move. So what if I wanted to get drunk and cause trouble, I was just having fun with my mates...
Anyway, to you coppers out there. Good on ya, just don't nick me!