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Old 24-07-09, 03:32 PM   #2
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Default Re: Bear's Erection Assistance Service

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Originally Posted by Bear View Post
Will YOU require help getting it up on Friday or Saturday? My scientifically proven, non-invasive, non-medical assistance will keep it rigid either all night or all weekend depending on the needs of you and/or your partner.

If you require assistance, either send a postal order for £9.99 to cover legal expenses or just ask one of our highly trained operatives on the day who will be happy to help.

In other words, if you want help putting your tent up I'll be there from early afternoon. I'll be the big one probably wearing a t-shirt that says "Cazzas Bitch". As that is what I am.
+1 from me - minus the T-shirt and my fee is £19.99, I'm not as cheap as Bear
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