Has that loony Stretchie proposed to you yet GG? if not you may well find me on bended knee after i taste your soup (so soooooo good) and cakes and cookies (chewy cookies are real cookies, yay for you).
I may only be able to offer you a bit of twisted tin foil for a ring and i'm nowhere near as good looking ats that hansome devil Stretchie but i will love you dearly.
or at least eat everything and make sure nothig is wasted