Nominations for Best Fancy Dress
Judging purely on resemblance to the original, it has to be:-
Von Teese as Snow White
Nominations for Best Promotion of the Gay Lifestyle
Girth - it has to be, no question and no explanation needed.
Nominations for a Special Public Speaking Award
Bear - I didn't even hear it, yet I know everything he said!
Nomination for Muppet of Weekend Award
Me - a little strange to nominate myself I know, but it was when Stretchie gave me a kiss under the unbrella at the hog roast and I said,
"Eugh, don't love, you're getting me wet"
I sure felt like a muppet as the table exploded in laughter.....at me