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Old 08-08-09, 08:23 AM   #1
Von Teese
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Default Undercover in the Soho Massive

In Not-So-Secret-Policewoman style, I infiltrated the Soho Massive on a 'Friday-night-in-Frith-Street' meeting just to see what REALLY goes on.

The results of this investigation were, needless to say, quite shocking.

I would urge anyone with a low gag-reflex to refrain from viewing what is about to be unveiled and for those of you who are easily shocked, I must report that some of the photographs included in this report may be quite distressing.





Crazy Ambulance knee-down!




Arm crossing competition







Stay Back! You have been warned!!
I am armed with Red Bull and am high on caffeine!



Strange Nipple Tweaking Rituals are performed!



'Gerroooff my land......the girl can stay though!'


My disguise was foolproof, even my own kind had no idea!


Blissfully unaware, they went about their 'duties'




Having heard Bear is good at blowing, I provided some bubble-mix to see if this was indeed the case....it proved to be true!













Strange machines lined the street... none stranger than this!



Ok....maybe this one is stranger!



The steamy bikers fogged up my lens!









Sacrificial food was consumed...in strange ways!





Trying to remember the words of warning 'Dont struggle, he likes it when you struggle, its over so much more quickly if you pretend you are dead'




'He shall be declared 'The Horse' said the one known as 'Bear'










Hmmm those fingers are creeping upwards, aren't they..keep cool, pretend you don't notice! Note the expression of innocence on Bear's face!



The Molestor, becomes the Molestee!





Thanks guys we had a great time!

Last edited by Von Teese; 08-08-09 at 08:26 AM.
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