So it's 3AM in the morning and me and the Girlfriend (along with most of the block) get woken by Yowling, crying and howling as two very noisy Tom cats fight over whos boss of the car park behind our flats, right on the fence at the end of the car park opposite our bedroom window in fact.
After 20 minutes of this the Shouting and banging on windows starts but half an hour on they are still going at it and the Girlfriend is screaming at them to shut up and burrowing into the pillows, so I do the only logical thing.
I get my Air Rifle and shoot the buggers (don't worry it's an airsoft gun so stings like hell but wouldn't of done any real harm).
They scarper, peace reigns...and I get an earful for being mean and shooting the cats.....which were in the process of ripping each other to pieces...
You just can't win
That said I think I've made an enemy of one of them who stopped under my window to take a good look at me before legging it! and I'm wondering what he's plotting as revenge.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/