[yorkie_chris]

To be honest with the e-persona you project I struggle to imagine you headbutting a meddling kwik-fit bloke.

But here's one for you, a garage around Leeds actually told a lass I know that they weren't allowed to give her her car back (for me to fix, after it failed MOT) because it was dangerous, and they had to fix it! The fault was minor.
They soon changed their mind when they were reported to the police for theft.