No, i totally understand. Ive got 3 kids so birthdays are always the same routine - they open present, i spend hours upon hours constructing said present, they play with it for an hour or two, it ends up in a thousand pireces again, never to be reconstructed

IMHO lego is definitely the worst, my kids are bright and at the tops of their classes but they cannot get to grips with the instructions for toys below their ages even, and i consider myself relatively intelligent with an amount of common sense but these things take FOREVER.
If you're a twot Rowdy then you are not alone, i'm right up there with you