*Arrives at petrol station at night*
"Ahhh look.... Free showers!!!!"
*Whilst dousing*
"La la la la la.... clean clean clean... shame i can't clean my riding... cause it stinks stinks stinks... lah de da de da..."
*Lights go out... closing time... its late*
"WHA!?!?!?!?.... I can't see a thing... where's my lighter!?!?!"
