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Old 19-11-09, 05:50 PM   #25
davepreston
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Default Re: giggle about my insurance renewal

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Originally Posted by Cumfy View Post
Dave, sorry for not getting back sooner on your insurance quote. Having read some of your posts on this site I must apologise for the misquote you received. The quote should have been a grand but someone has now been fired for this grievous mistake. Hope to receive your payment soon, or we send Sally for a visit.

Yours

Spearie Insurance.
(Cumfy) CEO!
dear cumfy
thankyou for the revised quote sent by spearie ins
im glad you saw sence and sacked the before mentioned employie

due to the fact that i am staying away from your god forsaken country i was hopeing for a lower quote as i will not need, "thick ass jock nissan driver cover" or nearmiss with caravan cos of busted chain cover, i will still require the dizzyblonde anti sheep cover due to future visits to wales

so if you could send another revised qoute that would be helpful

as for the personal payment pickup, it is decent for you to offer but as we both know in todays climate, your agent "sally" like the rest of your countrymen still has difficulty finding his wallet to expidite travel or expenditure of any discription (except of course for some buckfast and special brew)

due to this i could not possible ask you to send down your gay whipping boy as im sure you still require him and the rest of the spearies to stand on street corners selling there ar5es for the few pennies they can get

kindest reguards
dave preston

Last edited by davepreston; 19-11-09 at 05:52 PM.
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