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Originally Posted by -Ralph-
Don't any women start bleating at me about how I'm being a male chauvinist pig or making generalisations, it's true that the majority of women are useless at these things, and that includes driving a car, FACT!
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Oh Ralph, you sweetie...
It is because of darling little men like you that nice women like me do not have to get our hands dirty. All we have to do is put on a nice frock, flutter our eye lashes and you lot will, build ships, mine coal, lay motorways, fight wars, fix computers, clean up the cat pooh, walk the dog and pay for the meal.
We know that some of you boys are so insecure in your masculinity that you need a woman to be needful of your strength. Now be a good boy and the nice lady may even give you a little kiss on the cheek to make you blush like a school boy!
One thing I have found in my circle of girlfriends, if you find a woman who can use an angle grinder and a workshop of power tools, it is unlikely she is going to be interested in guys... Trust me
My Lass has a full Snap on tool kit from when she first git interested in bikes. She also built her own computer before she bought the Mac. I love my Girlfriend, she is awesome and she can fix my bike when it breaks down. I just put on a nice frock, flutter my eye lashes at her... you get the picture
