hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget
i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,
revenge is sweet