Mrs Skip finishes for maternity on the 12th Feb - I said no fair I want to be at home! I have loads of things I could be doing

Still needs must though with a mortgage to pay

What sort of job are you going to look for?
When I am at home on a weekday I just leave Dave or Dave-ja-vu on and watch endless Top Gears - although Quest is quite a good channel I have recently discovered - check it out.
My friends little girl learnt to crawl just before Christmas and was found eating cat food - so they moved the cat food - then a few days later she picked one of her 2 year old brothers logs out of the potty and ate that

Something to bring up at her 18th birthday party I guess