It's the same in my job. Every single department insists on being known by an acronym. However, thay change on such a fast basis, just when you learn one, it changes to something else!
One office at one of the stations I frequent with prisoners has a long office, maybe 60 feet long with five different "offices" in it, open plan style. Each one has a different acronym on the wall above it. I have fun winding them up making up words from the acronyms!
Can't seem to get
"Street shy, office monkeys" out of what's available.
Pete