I've lost my phone 'cos I am the Chief Retard.
because I am a retard. For those of you who I haven't contacted by other means, it means I've lost all your contact details, because I'm a retard. Please PM me any and all possible ways of contacting you if you think I need or want to contact you, or if you just want drunken rambling booty calls at 3am.
Because I am a retard...
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