Mmm, well marks for being honest. I suppose unless I can convice the current Mrs Woodman to take up MotoGP presentation, we'll have to make do with a second best, so you're still in with a chance.
I'm guessing Loz will vote for you, so you probably won't get the wooden spoon, if that makes you feel any better. That's assuming we can get Susan Boyle to apply for the position.
