Pedrosa

Just the other day I experienced something not altogether amusing. I entered a building and called the lift.It arrived and the doors opened and a bloke stepped out.

I then boarded the lift and selected my desired floor which was 4 stories higher.

The doors closed and my journey began. At that same instant I realised that the dude who had just exited, had left behind a green calling card. I was trapped in a lift with this ghasatly pong and no escape!

In addition,when I started my engineering apprenticeship way back when, there was this guy who seemed to delight in the fact that when he blew one out he could make the sound peak to a climax as it prolonged. Very odd indeed. It made me wonder how long had he taken to perfect should a "skill" and what kind of accidents might have befallen him in perfecting it.