Story starts this morning...........
Was working and was on my way to visit a patient when driving up a main road I saw an elderly man in an invalid carriage. As the man crossed the pavement and attempted to cross the road his carriage toppled over throwing him onto the road. There was nowhere to park on the main road so I nipped up a side street, parked the car then ran over to help him. He wasn`t hurt, just shaken up and together with a couple of guys we got him and his carriage upright and off they went on their merry way. I got back to my car and was overjoyed to find a parking ticket as in my haste I`d failed to see the sign stating it was a permit holders only space. Bugger I thought
At the end of my calls I decided to visit the car wash. The car wash is a disused garage that has been taken over by a company offering valets and car washing by hand etc. As I was waiting for my car to be washed and it was all soaped up a car pulled up alongside and one guy shouted out of the window enquiring how much I charged for a sex act involving ladies breasts and lots of soap!!!
After giving them an evil stare it suddenly occurred to me that I could have quickly shouted £25 thus earning the money that my parking ticket is going to cost me. How slow am I???????
Or would this maybe considered unprofessional seeing as how I was in uniform
