[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Wideboy

Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? Fifty duck sized horses for me, they might be cute and I could save some and give them to the Horse owners here.

live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? I have always wanted to go to Space and see what it is like.

go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? They could come to me, given that I mainly work with women, it would not present any issues, we could turn it into a pampering party and hire a beautician.

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? I like cheese, but am not too fond of bacon.


its in the name of science

Now go and take your medication and get back in your box!