[phi-dan]

Be attacked by one horse sized duck, with a ton of pancakes and a gallon or so of plum sauce on standby

live in space, not a fan of monkeys

have everyone from my work turn up at my house naked, then I get them all sacked for harrassment and maybe I'll be able to get some done in this place

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? hmmmm cheesy bacon limbs

edit: and I'll have a side-order of whatever Gav is taking right now