[Littlepeahead]

Chris has now been moved into a room on the regular ward. He's apparently lucid and coherent - so I'm still not convinced that it's actually Chris8886 that they've got and not a Phil Collins/Bryan Adams loving imposter.

Longer update from his mum is expected tomorrow. I'm trying to get his two mates to give him mushrooms and then convince him that they were his favourite food before his collapse as I know he hates them. They said that every day they've told him we won the Ashes and every day he's forgotten so he's hearing the good news for the first time. Maybe we could also tell him he's in a civil partnership with Monkey and we all went to the ceremony.