pete m

absolutely fantastic - talk about cojones !

The gay scientologists joke drew a gasp, the one about helping the CEO of the Foreign press off the toilet and putting his teeth back in was bold and drew a bad tempered reply...

Bruce Willis intro - "Ashton Kuchers dad " - again didnt go down well...

The Tim Allen joke got the biggest responese - Tom Hanks - "we remember when Ricky was a slightly chubby and kind comedian" Tim Allen - "Neither of which he is now"

Steve Correl barged him out the way and then shouted "the old ones are the best " (but they are big mates so this was set up)

The Tourist "Lots of 3D in films this year, except the chracters in The Tourist"...and then the coup de grace - "Im just jumping on the bandwagon ...I havent seen it, but who has?"


and praps the best " award for CGI should go to the poster for Sex and City 2....girls , we know how old you are, I saw one of you in an episode of Bonanza" !"

or ..",,,the owner of Facebook is worth $7 bikllion , Mark Zuckerberg, or as Heather Mills calls him, the one that got away"


Also - everyone, you should check Robert De Niros acception of the Cecil B DeMille award speech, packed full of good jokes, but delivered in a throw away style, as if he was in his Rupert Pupkin persona from King of Comedy