davepreston

when you here names like Ralulu , Avutu or Keynyan fake a sprained ankle
then sit on the side watching 6 huge fijians and 1 wippet size fijian smash your mates all over the pitch

then just tend to there various wounds and phone loved ones of theirs explaining there is a good chance they will pull out of the coma (hope even fake hope is a wonderful thing)