This virus has the ability to electrocute you, don't touch the keyboard! In fact don't go in the same room 'cos the mouse will run across the floor, up your trouser leg, and ram itself up your rrrsss so quick, you'll be the one doing the squeaking. If you have your Mum on Windows Messenger, go round to her house and shoot her, you'll be saving the rest of the planet from hemorrhagic fever, the film 'Outbreak' is nothing compared to this mutha!
I can only assume most of the so called "IT guys" on this thread are all in cahoots to wind you up, because how they could possibly post the advice posted if it were in all seriousness, based upon the information you gave, completely beats me!