My other half came home from work today with something so amazing, so spellbinding its going to totally revolutionise our lives. Yes thats right......its an AUTOMATIC BIN

no longer will I have to go through the ball aching chore of having to stand on the pedal at the bottom. So I say thankyou autobin inventors, I salute you
Ok but seriously 2 things:
1. Die you sneeky, autobin inventing barstards for making my girlfriend spend £75 on a fecking bin

2. Why can't I stop playing with it

guaranteed i'll have broken it by the weekend lol
Anyone got any other utterly useless inventions lying around the house? We've got a battery powered fork for eating pasta with somewhere, a gift off somebody....still in the wrapper