Got a frantic phone call from the missus as i was halfway to London at 6am tuesday morning. Apparently two birds landed in the middle lane, so she braked and swerved into the fast lane, only to have them both fly off into her car
One rolled over the bonnet and she didn't see the other one, not until she got to work anyway...
'What colour are they?
Brown.
Oh, does it have yellow feet?
Yes,
Hmm, thats not good.'
Sure enough..
Just hope they weren't a breeding pair. Felt a bit sorry for her too, everyone at work kept calling her 'killer' and banging on about Kes!