[timwilky]

For the Wilkinson family I nominate my nephew Curtis.


He has already been banned for drink driving after driving through a red light at 3 in the morning.

So well up in the numpty stakes, he signs up for a new telephone contract on Friday and comes home with a new iPhone 4S. He declines the insurance package as it is too expensive.

Being a fruity fan he is all overcome with the smug satisfaction that only owning the latest apple bling can bring and he feels an urgent call of nature beckoning him.

Off he trots to the throne room, baggy jeans slipped down and whoops.

1 hour old uninsured iPhone 4s falls out of pocket and down the pan. Splash.

Despite quickly fishing it out, it hasn't dried out well. It don't work. Why he told them he dropped it in water I do not know. I Would have dried it out and straight back to the shop banging on about this crappy piece of tat only being a day old and it has broken down already.

Now he wants his dad to buy him a replacement.