[Paul the 6th]

Stopped off for a coffee at the a64 McDonalds this morning. Just parked up to sort out my drink holder etc. when 2 north yorkshire traffic cars pulled in and parked up next to each other. 2 Minutes after that a luton/box type van drove past me and was circling the carpark.. I watched as he turned a corner and thought "he's gonna clip that nissan" *crunch*

He slowed down for 2 seconds, before promptly buggering off to hide in the Triton's fish & chip shop carpark on the other side of a 5ft wooden fence. I tried to get his reg but couldn't get a good view of it and he wasn't exactly hanging around..

I'm not having that mate - I let the two traffic officers know, one of them tootled off to collar the driver of the van while the other came and looked at the damage with me & got my details. Big dint about the size of a galia melon on the rear nearside wing and a big gash in the paintwork.. Relatively new car as well.

Hoping some good deeds might redeem my RickRolling antics of late, as I'm starting to think that might be why my gsx-r broke down on saturday and then dropping the sodding thing in the garage on sunday morning..