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Old 16-03-14, 09:45 PM   #24
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Any of the "lord of the rings" films. Absolutly diabolical. The most drawn out crap ive ever had the misspleasure of watching.
Three films about a couple of blokes walking to a volcano to drop a ring in it... I have more exciting dumps. When they started work on the Hobbit I stayed well away. I have no interest what so ever in any of these Dungeons and Dragons nerdgasms. I tried to read the books many moons ago and after about two or three chapters I though that it was a real dirge of a read and got rid of it.

The same can be said for Gormangast, that was a crock of poo and they tried to make a mini series out of it.

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Torque. Bike film from a few years ago that attempted to cash in on the popularity of fast & the furious etc.

Awful, just awful. I mean, ice cube? On a Superbike? Do me a favour!
That was a shockingly bad film.



I found this one in a bargain bucket in a supermarket and thought that for three pounds I could not lose out...

I have never felt so cheated of three pounds in all of my life. That was 90 minutes of acting that makes kindergarten productions of Hamlet look professional! A story so badly told that it made me wish for Hindi dancers and big moustached Indians singing the worst of Bollywood!
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