Yes ladies, don't you just hate it when your mate introduces you to his new girlfriend and she looks like this!
If I wanted to feel even more short, dumpy and ginger than usual then this is a pretty good way of doing it.
What's more, she's a former Miss Scotland even though she was born in Trinidad - how does that even work? I mean, can't we vote to get rid of all Scottish people who look like this? Only allow back in the ones who look like Rab C Nesbitt?
Pah, I'm going off to comfort eat some chocolate and admire my cellulite.