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Old 24-09-20, 11:53 AM   #1362
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Originally Posted by Adam Ef View Post
We had a random customer call up and ask...


"how far are you away from me?"
Does she think you're google?


I had someone ask me how I make their background image on Zoom centred....she sent a screenshot, it was centred she just needed to shift her **** over to be centred with the camera.

I also once had someone ask me how I stop the light switches interfering with their recording equipment (cameras), walked in to inspect , she turned off the lights...and obviously the camera preview went black. That's how light works dear.
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