Mine spits flames every time someone pee's me off. Like drivers using mobiles whilst negotiating a junction. Like jay walkers and p155 heads thinking it's funny walking across the road right in your path. On way back from Soho last night a bloke decided to walk across the pelican crossing just after a bend even when the little man was quite blatently red. He was also looking down the wrong way down the road. (One way street). I took the revs to the limit and I think he jumped.....oooooo.... at least 2 feet clear of the ground. Very funny I thought. And serves him right for making himself a crash object.
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