Hey matey you're back in the virtual world......
Glad to see that you've got back home OK. I have a bill from the Gendarmes for the road sign. I made sure they put it in your name not mine....
The only thing you forgot to add was that the road sign was actually warning you of the bend, and it was the only one within about 2 miles, but you managed to hit it...
Oh, Leigh and I are just good friends, nothing else.....
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