you shoulda been at battlesbridge last night mate. there was this gorgeous girl on a harley who had broken down....you could have been well in there....you never know she might be there next week...in fact lookin at the state of her bike she probably wont have moved...
y'see i'm keepin an eye out for ya...you beein free n' single ...
hehehehehe
p.s. she looked a bit kinky