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Old 26-11-05, 10:00 AM   #1
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Default The SOUTH grinds to a halt again.....

Hot news last night and this morning? About 1000 motorists stuck on Bodmin Moor because there was a bit of frost and snow. One old bird I heard interviewed said it was the weather forecasters' fault: the snow was supposed to come on Saturday, not Friday. Of course, it was NOTHING to do with the fact that she probably couldn't drive in the summer, let alone winter!

Meanwhile, the weather-numpties keep on doom-mongering by saying it's "bitterly cold" when, at about 2 degrees, they really mean it's just "a bit nippy". We had that sort of weather on our Catherine Wheel (in October) and none of US had to stay overnight in a Community Centre. And it's like that all year round up in Leyburn.

FACT: This country does have a winter.
FACT: It has been known that we get snow at the end of November.
FACT: Bodmin Moor has been known to get snow.
OPINION: The South is full of old shandy-drinking crumblies with Chelsea Tractors, who can't actually drive them.

We should immediately send all our Northern Great I AMs down to train them.....

(This should simultaneously upset several IAM members AND flush out Southern lurkers on the Pennine Massive thread. I hope!!!)
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