only if i can share a few choice christmas carcker jokes with you all.
like...
What do angry mice send each other @ xmas?
cross mouse cards
Why dont Toads sit on toadstools?
cos their aint mushroom
What do you call santas little helpers?
Subordinate clauses
i've got loads here so watch out. I'm gonna share with you the most unfunny combinations of words.
Just so you feel how i felt just now as the g/f was reading em out to me from one of her girlie mags.
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH my brain!!