Police didn't want to know. Took 5/6 minutes to get through to them. When they said it went straight to insurance, I said that I believed you had to contact them if there were any injuries. Apparently, "We used to, but we don't even do that any more, sir."
Well, contacted insurers and they're pretty confident it's clean cut, even though he didn't accept liability.
So, in under 2 weeks; clutch goes on bike, bike goes in to garage for 5 days. Car written off whilst parked outside my house by boy racer. Bike damaged (hopefully only superficially) courtesy of a SMIDSY. It cannot be said that God is without a sense of humour