Scoobs

Now everyone knows mine are legendary in their immenseness, but why is everyone so concerned about them?

I am neither the fastest or the slowest rider out there and I "think" I can hold my own on a rideout. I have never felt the need to rub my shoulder on the tarmac to get round a corner. Is it "really" necessary other than to get pub points? Or is it like asking for a coke in a pub? Should I be shunned for being a big chicken stripped, shandy drinking pooftah (no offence).

*edit* D'oh! Please move to idle banter!