a bloke goes past a shop and the sign in the window says
all pies only 50p....... quick w**k 50p
great thinks the bloke and enters the shop.
behind the counter is a very sexy young lady. the bloke walks up to her and says,
"are you the young lady who gives the w**ks"?
she smiles provocatively and says "yes".
the bloke says" well can you wash your hands as i want a pie"
