Guyowen, I think it's time to 'think outside the box' mate. It would have saved a public slagging match.
Instead of 'Do wheelies impress the ladies?' try this.....
I practiced in a quiet place and succeeded. I have tried in the presence of women, but even with the patience and concentration of a Buddhist monk I just can't get it up at all. Now what do you think of me ladies?
