Haha wow you are quite a farming girl aren't you!
I did a wheelie down a steep hill off some bricks and a plank on my old BMX which had no brakes and landed on my ****. Lost about a a CD-sized patch od skin.
Electrocuted myself on mains supply when I was 5. Rubber slippers on a parquet floor saved my life I think.
Thats about all really. I am fairly safe at being reckless