Originally Posted by El Boccadillo

There you go again...you radical Fascist Right-Wing recidivist reactionary lick-spittle capitalist running-dog lackeys never tire of repeating the same old lies. Where exactly is your proof that there ever were snakes?

In his book on the subject, "Worms of Mass Destruction? The Capitalist Lie", the well known writer Fionnhbarr Greenberg, establishes WITHOUT DOUBT that the Snakes lie was based upon a fabricated sighting of two or three above-average sized nematodes seen slithering across Lansdowne Road, as shown in this site: www.nematodestoglory.com. This was seized upon by the Religio-Militario-Catholic minority to establish regime change and abolition of birth-control.

This nematode-cleansing was just an excuse to establish a Vatican-supporting regime, and to ensure that when the world ran out of worms, all fishing would be done with pre-fabricated Flies sourced through the Politico-Armamento Fly-Tie-ing Industrial Global Giant Rod Network as set out in the Grauniad (passim, see www.grauniad.org.plc). It was for this that Guerrilla activists such as Bill Nudd and Midal Legge gave up their keep-nets to form Trout Resistance - the fight to use worm-bread paste to fish the Armagh Trout that inhabits Ireland Loughs and Rivers (see http://www.troutsofmassdestructionar...ithamerica.org)

And anyone who disagrees with me - particularly motorcycling squirrels or Observer journalists named Milo - is a pedantic sycophant.