STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working o*n his motorcycle o*n his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine o*n the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding o*nto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped o*nto the floor inside the house.
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying o*n the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived o*n a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife up righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled o*n the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the petrol, and threw the towels in the toilet.
The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down o*n the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying o*n the floor.
His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns o*n the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband o*n to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, o*ne of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, o*ne of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
JUST REMEMBER, IT COULD BE WORSE.....
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
AND FINALLY.......
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage o*n a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped o*n it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it!!