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Old 05-04-06, 06:52 PM   #22
jimmy4237
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Asbestos removal is now very expensive. Expect men in white paper suits, full face masks, gloves and boots. It's like the police crime forensics crew

My dad and I managed to get rid of a heap of asbestos sheets before the new environmental rules came into force . Just hire a JCB, and dig a massive hole. Way cheaper...

Deterents - thanks to HSE nanny state rules, then you can't install barbed wire, trip mines, or pointed up nails anymore But you can install covert CCTV, and spy on the little b*stards..... also plant sneakily placed sharp rose bushes behind the fence should they decide to climb the fence you hear the howls of pain everytime, plus it's 100% legal and effective..

My garage warning system is a blank filled shotgun cartridge linked to a trip wire firing pin. Should they get through the breeze blocks and mean mother of door deadlock bolt first....
If any little scrotum tries to get in my shed, they'll be deaf for a week

I'll probably get sued for personal hearing injuries though... they shouldn't be near or in my garage anyway..... lock 'em up in Guantanamo Bay for a couple of months to teach them a lesson..
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