I KNEW I should've followed my instincts after looking at this thread...
http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=36543
Peter, some of us have lived through more than that and witnessed others go through more than that. The boy who cried wolf indeed. You could be looking at some serious Karma repayment for this one. :P
It's a good job I don't reckon internet forums have a huge impact on the grand scheme of things.