I'd like to claim responsibility for both games...
On Saturday my bus was late so i knew i would miss the first bit of the match

any way I was nearly at my mates and spied a bike shop and had to pop in for brake fluid.
I asked if i'd missed anything.......of course i had

but never mind eh? we won
Today I watched all the game up to 2 minutes before the first goal. i was getting ****ed of so i thought...maybe i shouldn't watch.....
So I got up and looked out of the window with my back to the telly.....one minute later....we're winning :P :P
I promise I will endevour to miss at least 5 minutes of every England match so our first game can be scored