LARD by Lard (Jelo Biafra)
Although 'Anti-Lard' would be more accurate. I've actually been eating more (well, better) recently... and flippin well lost weight!
I dunno - eat feck all and I'm fine, eat even remotely sensibly and I lose weight... if I knew how I did it I'd bottle it and be a billionaire over night.
The "Gorge yourself thin" diet -
or "I can't believe I'm not dead yet" diet as one of my mates has coined it. 